My Weird School Daze #8: Miss Laney Is Zany! issue 8 by Dan Gutman

By Dan Gutman

The weirdness by no means stops! A.J. has to move see leave out Laney, the speech instructor, which is not sensible in any respect simply because he already understands how you can speak. pass over Laney has him say bizarre tongue twisters and forces him to be the lead within the third-grade play, Romeo & Juliet. and you may by no means wager in one million hundred years who is going to play Juliet. Will there be kissing? Ew, disgusting!

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My Weird School Daze #8: Miss Laney Is Zany! issue 8

The weirdness by no means stops! A. J. has to move see omit Laney, the speech instructor, which is senseless in any respect simply because he already understands the right way to speak. pass over Laney has him say bizarre tongue twisters and forces him to be the lead within the third-grade play, Romeo & Juliet. and you can by no means wager in one million hundred years who is going to play Juliet.

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We were in class when Mrs. Patty announced that everybody had to go to the all-purpose room for a surprise assembly. When we got there, Mr. Klutz was up on the stage. He looked serious. Nobody was cracking jokes. “I just wanted to say how proud I am of you kids,” he told us. “You’ve been working very hard to raise money to save the school. But it wasn’t enough. I’m very sad to tell you that today is my last day at Ella Mentry School. ” we all shouted. Mr. Klutz couldn’t be fired! How can you have a school with no principal?

34 11 Ugh, Disgusting! We all watched the TV. Some lady wearing a bathing suit came out carrying a plate. The camera zoomed in for a close-up, and you could see all these disgusting bugs slithering around on it. I thought I was gonna throw up. This had to be the saddest day in the history of the world. Miss Laney didn’t win a million dollars. She didn’t save the school. And now she would have to eat a plate full of bugs. Some of the first graders were crying. “Eat bugs! ” the studio audience chanted.

Uh…,” said Miss Laney. ” everybody screamed as if Miss Laney could hear us through the TV. ” I groaned, slapping my head. ” groaned Ryan. ” said Dickie Blinkbarker. ” “I know the answer,” said Miss Laney frantically. ” BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! ” everybody groaned. 33 “I’m soooooo sorry, Miss Laney,” said Dickie Blinkbarker. ” 34 11 Ugh, Disgusting! We all watched the TV. Some lady wearing a bathing suit came out carrying a plate. The camera zoomed in for a close-up, and you could see all these disgusting bugs slithering around on it.

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