By Carlton Mellick III
Nowadays, as a way to run a profitable corporation . . . you're going to want loads of ninjas.
Neo Tokyo, California is a urban outfitted so excessive that none of its citizens have ever noticeable the floor. it's a position the place voters cosmetically adjust their our bodies to seem like eastern anime characters. it's a position the place ninja battles ascertain the destiny of company company ventures. it's the domestic of Basu, a seven hundred pound killing computer who makes use of his ugly extra weight as a dangerous weapon. during this urban, there is not any ninja extra lethal than Basu. He's well-trained, well-armed, and well-fed. And for those who paintings for one in all his opponents, he's coming to kill you.
The Morbidly overweight Ninja is like anime in written shape. darkish, humorous, violent, and subtly worrying. From the award-winning writer of Warrior Wolf ladies of the desolate tract, The Haunted Vagina, and devil Burger.</i>
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