By Dan Gutman
It is the commence of a brand new tuition 12 months, and A.J.'s third-grade instructor, Mr. Granite, is out of this global! he is a supergenius who talks bizarre, acts bizarre, and appears bizarre. He is aware every thing. Is he a working laptop or computer posing as someone, or does he come from one other planet?
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Said Ryan. 40 “English is weird,” I said. ” asked Mr. Granite. ” some of the kids agreed. “If one tooth and another tooth are called teeth,” said Mr. ” Neil said. ” asked Mr. Granite. “When a house burns up, how can it also burn down? ” everybody shouted. “Mr. ” I said. “The English language is messed up. ” asked Andrea. ” I said. ” Andrea rolled her eyes, but Mr. Granite said that writing a friendly letter to the president was a great idea. So nah-nahnah boo-boo on Andrea. Mr. Granite passed out paper to everybody.
Mr. ” “He has super vision too,” added Neil. ” “Did you ever notice that Mr. ” Ryan asked. Andrea might be right! After all, the first 49 rule of being a grown-up is that you have hair growing out of your ears and nose. My dad has to trim his nosehair every week. Maybe Mr. Granite is from another planet! “MOOOOOOOOOO,” said a cow. “He doesn’t look like an alien,” said Michael. ” “Maybe Mr. Granite is disguised as a human,” I suggested. “Yeah,” said Ryan. ” “Mr. Granite is nice,” Emily said. ,” said Ryan.
Now the lawn doesn’t need to be mowed anymore. And we get free milk, too! 25 I don’t know where Ms. LaGrange got the cows. I guess she went to Rent-A-Cow. You can rent anything. Ms. LaGrange is strange. Mrs. Roopy, our librarian, read us a book about how trees give off oxygen (which is good stuff) and absorb carbon dioxide (which is bad stuff). Then she helped us plant a tree in the middle of the library. Mrs. Roopy is loopy! And Mr. Klutz, well, he put up a giant windmill in the field behind the school.